Hey there,
My name is Lauren Reed Petri, welcome to my blog! My middle name is Reed because the doctors told my parents I was a boy, and no one really knows how it happened (maybe my leg looked a little weird…) and they had picked out the name Reed for their baby boy. When they found out I am decidedly a girl, they thought it was so funny that they made it my middle name. My first name is after my grandma Lorraine, but that isn’t as funny.
I was born and raised in Snohomish, Washington, even though I tell most people I’m from Seattle because it makes me feel cooler. I have one mom and one dad, as do most, but I also have a really rocking older brother, which most do not. We are complete opposites in every single way, from our looks to what we snack on, but I still think we have a twin telepathy. As for me, I really like to run, draw, and hangout with my friends! I am blessed to have the same friend group since middle school, and they are seriously the funniest and dopest girls that exist.
My biggest interest in my life is easily music, you can always find me with a headphone in, bobbing along to Frank Ocean. I have a really diverse taste in music, ranging from new age rap to oldies. Fleetwood Mac is by far my favorite band of all time, Dreams can literally have me dancing at a moments notice. My first love was Michael Jackson, and I went as him for Halloween for four straight years. I still feel bad for my parents about that phase.
As much as I would love to make this blog about music, I’m not smart or diligent enough to deal with the beast that is copyright, so I think I’m going to make it about murder. True crime and serial killers have also always been a major interest of mine, and I have watched enough documentaries for a lifetime. I like horror movies too, but my favorite ones are the ones that are kind of real. Like Silence of the Lambs is definitely a far out concept, but the fear and suspense feels so real throughout it. I’m also an avid Stephen King fan, and my biggest life goal is to read every single book that he’s ever written. The problem with that, though, is that he’s written a lot of books, so I just hope I don’t get hit by a bus any time soon.
As for my real and perhaps more important life goals, that part is a bit more of a mystery. I’m majoring in journalism, but I’m not really sure what I have to say yet. My ultimate dream job is to be Oprah, but I don’t think they’re really taking applications for that. I think it would be so fun to have my own talk show, like I really think I could keep a crowd going for a few seasons. I’m also very interested in law, so maybe law school or a CNN anchor is in the future, but I also cry really easily so I’m scared for that. Maybe I’ll go for a more John Oliver type of vibe, because who could make John Oliver cry?
I hope you enjoyed reading, stay tuned for more of my thoughts!
Lauren Petri


